After hearing some chatter on the interwebs about 915 Skate Park possibly reopening I decided to do a little investigating. Little did I know that would be LOLing at some soon to be poor idiot that needs to learn how to use spell check. It takes a lot of balls to try and open a private skatepark in this economy, especially when you take into consideration the growing number of free public parks popping up across the state. Ive personally been a part of the trials, tribulations, and eventual demise of a private skatepark. It takes an insane amount time and money just to get the doors open in the first place, let alone keeping the lights on for an extended period of time. Personally, I refuse to patronize any skate park that charges bike riders more admission than skaters for a session. However, if youve got a butt load of extra cash laying around, you could be a part of a $200,000 a year business. What a fucking joke.